I didn’t like the other ones so I made my own. C’mon, y’all, help me start my own meme!! LOL
1. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session? Most of the time. At least with Himself, anyway. He has stamina.
2. Have you ever had sex continuously for 1 hour or more? Yep. Makes for a sore but happy wench.
3. Have you ever devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with breaks for eating, etc)? Yes, but it’s been awhile. We’re not as young as we used to be.
4. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained? Does “You know, your voice….carries….” count? LOL
5. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone? Himself has said, “Oh god, you are amazing.” And also, “Oh my god, you turn me on.” ::smiling proudly::
6. Have you ever written an explicitly erotic story? Yes.
7. Have you ever brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? Yes. (? Hasn’t everyone done that?)
8. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes? Licked or sucked? No, not licked…or sucked….. 😉
9. Have you ever had sex with someone you’re not married to? Erm, yeah. Child of the ’70s here…
10. Have you ever had sex with someone who’s married to someone else? Yes, twice, with different people.
11. Have you ever had sex simultaneously with two people—MMF? MFF? Nope. It’s one of my fondest fantasies, though. I’d be happy with either mix. Some day….
12. Have you ever had anal sex? Yes!!!
13. Have you ever gone out in public while wearing an anal plug? Yes. And turned on the vibrator on command. Makes it hard to concentrate on, you know, frozen peas. Or whatever. 😉
14. Have you ever been told you’re dirty because of the things you say? I have gotten some shocked reactions, yeah.
15. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk? OMG, yes. Himself is so good at that. “First I’m going to….and then I’m going to…and then I’m going to make you…” ::pant pant::
16. Have you ever had sexual fantasies related to or involving submission, domination, suppression, forced intercourse, infliction of pain, bondage, hot wax, nipples clamps, etc…? Oh honey, yes. That’s the ONLY kind of sexual fantasies I have. 🙂
17. Have you ever been involved in any sexual activities you would describe as kinky? Wait…is that a trick question?
18. Have you ever realized that you are much more sexually open-minded/kinky than most of your previous partners and/or friends? ::laughing:: all the time.
19. Have you ever been part of an S/M roleplay (master/mistress/slave), domination (as the dominant/submissive part), or being victim of pain (such as whipping, caning, hot wax on genitals, nippleclamps/genital clamps etc.)? Mmm Hmmm!
20. Have you ever identified as bisexual–to yourself? to partners? to friends? Yes, yes, and yes.
21. Have you ever fantasized about or practiced orgasm control/denial? Yes. I love it and I hate it.
22. Have you ever daydreamed about sexual activities exceeding what most people consider “normal” sex? ::laughing helplessly:: Lord, yes.
23. Have you ever gotten really turned on by fantasizing about/witnessing gay or lesbian sex? Oh, yes. I find gay male sex/porn to be incredibly hot. Lesbian sex too, in real life anyway, but most professional lesbian porn sucks, since it’s aimed at men. o.O
24. Have you ever tried scissoring? No….but it’s on my short list of “want-tos.”
25. Have you ever performed oral sex on a man? Yep.
26. Have you ever performed oral sex on a woman? Yep! Long time, though.
27. Have you ever received oral sex from a man? Yep.
28. Have you ever received oral sex from a woman? Yep. Again—it’s been a long time.
29. How old were you the first time you had sex? 15
30. Where? The back of a Pinto wagon. Gawd, high school sucked. 😉
31. How many partners? That depends on your definition of “partner.” I’ve had sex with 4 people—3 men, 1 woman. I’ve fooled around with….well, more than that. ::grin::
32. Have you ever practiced BDSM on yourself (bondage, nipple clamps, hot wax, suction, electro-stim, etc etc etc)? Yes. That’s generally how I’ve figured out what I like.
33. Have you had more or fewer lovers than your current partner? Fewer.
34. Have you ever had sex in front of other people? Uh-huh.
35. Did you know them? Actual intercourse, yes, twice, in front of my BFF. Oral or other sex play, yes (long ago) and no (more recently, at sex clubs).
36. Did you like it? More, please!! I am an exhibitionist. 😀
37. Have you ever had a crush on a fellow blogger here on WordPress? A few. There are some really fucking hot women writing here.
38. Have you ever met anyone through AFF, OKCupid, Kassidie, or another site? Had a hook-up through Craigslist once. Hoping to find someone for more than a hook-up one of these days….I need some female energy in my life.
39. Have you ever had an orgasm without any direct stimulation (not counting dreams)? Years ago, shortly after we first started our D/s journey, I had my first hands-free orgasm from Himself coming on my face. It was pretty effing cool. 😀
40. Do you like being called dirty names during sex? God, yes. Himself calls me My slut, My whore, My cum-slut, My wench, My little slave-girl….mmmm. They turn me on and put me in an instant, happy subbie space.