I’ve been sadly remiss in acknowledging the Fabulous Gutter Blogger Award I received over a month ago (!!) from Dave at Normal Deviations, in which he very sweetly stated “she’s only recent returned to blogging, and I really would like to see more from her mind. (and more and more).” I’m trying, Dave, I’m trying. 🙂
There are, of course, rules to these things.
Fabulous Gutter Blogger Rules of Acceptance
- Thank the person who nominated you. (Written thanks, kisses, oral sex, all of the above – whatever seems appropriate.) Done!
- Link back to their blog in your post. Done!
- Post the image of the Award on your blog. Done!
- Copy and answer the six questions from their blog post. See Below
- Nominate nine bloggers, link to them and let them know they’ve been nominated. See Below Again!
The Six Questions
1. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Erm. That’s a rather…broad question, innit? I mean, narrowing it down to a specific subcategory would be extremely helpful. Not possible? OK, gimme a minute, I’m thinking.
OK. I’m going to go with….public sex kinky vs BDSM kinky. And the winner is: Giving Himself a blow job in front of a roomful of strangers at our local sex club. That was fun. 🙂
2. What do you now know about sex that you wish you’d have known earlier in life?
Relax, it’s just sex! And also–no matter how weird you are, there’s someone out there who wants somebody just like you. ❤
3. Is there any gutter fantasy you’d like to try?(tell us what it is)
A threesome (one of the few things I haven’t managed to fit in over the years, unless you count your BFF observing, which I don’t). And/or full-on mind-blowing sex in front of a crowd at our afore-mentioned local sex club.
4. What’s the funniest bedroom situation you’ve ever been in?
Hmmm. Probably being tied up (or told to “stay!”) while Himself tickled me. Especially in that crease right between your butt and your upper thigh. You know that one? Yeah, that is probably THE most ticklish spot on my entire body, and it leads to a total loss of self-control: helpless giggling, shrieking, kicking, and begging.
5. Has gutter blogging taught you anything?
I’ve found my tribe!
6. What is your favorite post from the person who nominated you?
His Gutter Blogger Christmas Carol. OK, it’s a series. Deal with it. 😀
The Nine Nominations
1. Creative Noodling Marian is awesome: honest, funny, fearless.
2. A Dissolute Life Hy defies description…or she is all description, because you can throw just about any adjective in the book at her, and it will, at some point, be appropriate. Go see for yourself, you won’t regret it.
3. Basia Rose I discovered her after she made a nice comment on one of my posts (I love it when that happens!). I enjoy her a lot, and I’m sure you will too.
4. Dumb Domme I’ve nominated her before, but it’s been awhile. Besides, I enjoy her so much, she deserves being listed twice. 🙂
5. Erotic Quest Nympha’s most recent post, about Erotic Enemas, is quite fascinating…and intriguing. I’ve gotten some good ideas from her. 😀 She doesn’t write often, but it’s always worth the read when she does.
6. Mew Tube Kyle is….well, he’s Kyle. Often pithy, always funny, frequently quite hot. And he knows his way around a cell phone. 😉
7. Unraveling MariMar She writes hot posts, she posts hot pics, she shares hot videos, all while she works her way through her submission. I never know what I’m going to find on her blog but it’s always good. And hot. 😀
8. My Jaded Parts Joe is jaded. He’s also highly entertaining and not afraid to examine himself even if (or when) he’s not too sure he’ll like the results. His readers generally do, though. 🙂
9. Nekkid Soul Hiding Nothing, Showing All is a great, funny, hot, honest, enjoyable blog. It is also sometimes painfully honest, or honestly painful. She really does put it all out there. I like her, I like her a lot. 🙂
Miss said:
I love the questions you had to answer. Only yesterday we were talking about the sex from before vs kinky sex. I wish I had realised I was kinky years ago LOL
deviant wench said:
Miss, thanks for stopping by!
I’ve known I was kinky since I was a kid–seriously, I remember fantasies about being tied up and forced to orgasm when I was 9 or 10. What I didn’t have was somebody else who was kinky to play with. And what I didn’t know was that I was submissive. Finding that special person who turned out to be my Sir blew everything wide open for me. 🙂
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Mrs Fever said:
Deets on #1, please. 😀
And re: #3 ~ Your version of a threesome is likely different than mine (different strokes {cough} for different folks and all that), but I had my first one about a year ago and LOVED it. And we just visited a club in December and got to play Exhibitionists to a room full of Voyeurs. Loved that as well.
Congrats on your award, Wenchie!
deviant wench said:
Thank you, Feve!
The short version of #1 is we went to our local swinger’s club and got down and dirty in the couples’ room which was, literally, SRO at the time. It was…amazing.
Longer version is here: https://deviantwench.wordpress.com/2012/08/29/and-we-was-swangin/
Re: #3: I am not fussy, really I’m not. I’d be happy with FFM or MFM, either one. 😀 And…um…would there be a post about that particular experience? (she asks hopefully)
I think it’s just wonderful the way voyeurs help out us exhibitionists, don’t you? And all from the kindness of their little black hearts… LOL
Mrs Fever said:
Ohhh… I remember reading about that.
Re: #3. *I’m* fussy. VERY fussy. We’ve sort of tag-teamed a female together, but it was as part of same-room-sex foursome situation. When it comes to threesomes, I’ve only done MFM. And the ‘F’ is for Feve, who was most definitely sandwiched in the middle.
I’ve considered writing about it, but it was a pretty involved evening, and as of right now, I’m not really sure where to begin. So I don’t know if the details of that night will ever make it to the blog.
If there’s something (or a series of somethings) you’re specifically curious about though, shoot me an email. I’m open to questions. And who knows? You might inspire me. Some of my best blog posts started out as online conversations. 😉
deviant wench said:
Heh. Thanks, Feve! No particular questions. I was just hoping for a hot, inspiring read. 😉 I definitely think you should write that post.
And I’m fussy about the PERSON. Gender, OTOH, not so much. I’d be happy either way. I’m an equal-opportunity kind of slut. LOL
Mrs Fever said:
‘Kayso, email me anyway, Wenchie: mrs.fever@yahoo.com.
*I* have some questions for *you*, and for some reason I can’t seem to locate your contact info on your home page…even though I”m fairly certain it’s there somewhere. I’m a l’il distracted at the moment. Sorry.
deviant wench said:
Will do, sweetie. 🙂
Hyacinth said:
Aw, thanks, girl!! Right back atcha 🙂
deviant wench said:
😀
MoMabie said:
Thanks for the pingback. Great blog!
deviant wench said:
Thank you MoMabie!