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B&D, balls, Batman, BDSM, Bottom (BDSM), Breast, Clitoris, cock, Collar, Cunt, Dominance & Submission, Domination, ElectroStim, Erotic spanking, Flogging, Gitane Demone, Google, Jessica Rabbit, Kink, kneeling, Master, orgasm, ping pong paddle, pussy, Safeword, Scene Report, Spank, spanking bench, submission, Violet Wand, Weasels, ZAP
Google is my friend, sometimes, because it leads people to my blog with some of the most random search strings in the universe. 🙂
Oh, some of them are obvious, like BDSM, which probably gives people about 25 million hits but somehow, occasionally, leads them to me. And then there are the not-so-obvious, the funny, the odd, and the outright weird…
Herewith, some of my faves.
flogging the wench. (This reminds me of Jessica Rabbit shaking the weasels and therefor makes me LOL 😉 )
spank my cunt
zapping the clitoris
positions of submission ass up (heh)
kinky domination erotic blog short stories
deviant blog (Why yes, it is indeed, thank you for noticing)
ping pong paddle spanking (I hate that fucking ping pong paddle…)
master beats submissive pain slut
riding crop spanking.tumblr (tumblr? how’d a search for tumblr get to me??)
kink 1 pussy whipping (and at least 5 other different variations of pussy whipping)
bdsmlibrary electrodes
bdsm mylar flogger
batman submissive (??)
violet wand tickling
dont spank me (how on earth did that search phrase lead somebody to my blog?!?)
bdsm flogged submissive bloody back story (erm….)
bare butt
floggedpussy
high frequency electrodes sex
i had 5 fingers in my cunt and 4 in my arse (WTF?? I’ve never even written “arse” on my blog. How did this lead to my blog??)
clit orgasm
real submission pussy spanking (as opposed to fake submission pussy spanking, I suppose…)
watch tease tingle naughty spank lick gspot (ooh, I like that one 🙂 )
tied to a spanking bench tumblr (another tumblr. WTF?)
clit twitching swelling throbbing aching (like that one too)
s&m spanky bench (I want a spanky bench!)
sunday night pussy
sex slave mission bdsm
fetlife seattle sunday night (?)
i like being restrained for a spanking (well, yes…)
define primal kink (and at least 6 other variations of this one, most including fetlife)
spanking submission
wench next door blog (apparently this is the blog where TDND and I team up….)
otk kink
bdsm bi male domination
slaves in love bdsm melody (“slaves in love” would be a great title for a BDSM novel, don’t you think?)
domination submissiveness mdm/what is mdm domination and submissive (what IS mdm domination??)
“domestic discipline”
fetlive bdsm francais
naughty erotic fantacy confessions (must…not…correct…spelling errors…in…search term…list…)
wench st andrews cross
spanking marriage
d electro stem
submissive scene report
new to electrostim play bdsm scared
domme studded heavy leather blog
screaming safe word (heh)
my dom space
“nipple orgasm “
spank that wench (probably my second favorite search term so far LOL)
slave wench erotica
gitane demone spanking (gotta give props to anybody looking for gitane demone)
b&d balls restraint
spanked wench
sunday morning cunt
tie her down for sex (yes please!)
panties around ankles spank jpg
jung bdsm arms reverse prayer (??? in what universe do these terms belong on the same string??)
tumblr b&d cunt (tumblr again)
female exhibitionist
batman deviant sex (2nd reference to batman…WTF?)
almost came when i was playing with my nipple
deviant open pussy spanking
spanking please sir may i have another harder
safe spanking implements for breast and nipples
collared wench
paddled with a shoehorn spanking
torture my breasts violet wand
if your slave goes astray domination
slave wench sex stories
girlfriend naked whipped submissive please sir
hit me please sir
mission bdsm
show women being sternly spanked with belt cane or paddle tumblr (tumblr again… and oddly specific!)
bdsm alfie dom daddy (Erm….huh?)
deep spot orgasm stories
bdsm wench
electrostim hawk
my master forcing his cock up my ass
thrumming nipples (Mmmmm….)
full-length erotic thrillers sex slavery
spanked kneeling with hard-on desk principal
And my very, absolute favorite to date:
holy fucking butt cheeks (bwahahahaha!!!)
😀
Holy fucking awesome list!
Thanks 40! 🙂
Holy damn, your list made me laugh! *waits for Batman*
I’m glad you laughed!
I swear I do not know what the deal is with Batman. WTH? LOL
Wenchie, you never told me you had a Batman fetish!
I’ve had a life-long…erm…thing…for Wonder Woman, myself. And I’ve always wanted to accessorize with a lasso. 😉
I don’t! I DON’T have a Batman fetish! I swear to gawd, I don’t know WTH is going on with that. I’m not really into superheroes, period. Except maybe Anne Hathaway as a sort of unofficial Cat Woman in TDKR…..Damn, she was hot. 😉 Ooh, and Thor. Lord, that is a beautiful man.
I didn’t have a thing for Wonder Woman, I had a thing for the lasso…and not for accessorizing either. LOL
I should consider making a list like this. One of my weirdest was “kim harrison nipple songs”. I have no idea who Kim Harrison is but I have been fighting the temptation to look up her music on youtube.
Nipple songs??? LOL
OK, *I* couldn’t resist looking her up. Yes, I took one for the team.
http://www.redhotmommy.com/Biography.html
Many references to her “nipple songs” on google. 😀
I am uncertain as to whether I should laugh or cry.
Laughter is always the better choice. 🙂
Hilarious stuff. So much better than mine and the multiple variations on “suck cock”. Methinks I need to branch out… Oh, I also get lots of hits for “suck dick” and whatnot and I’ve never, ever used the word “dick” on my blog, so far as i know.
Ha! I bet that’s google’s algorithm that connects “like” things…you’ve used other words for penii, so it decides that “dick” applies to your blog as well. LOL
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Those are great.
I should take a look at mine, not that they are going to be as fun as yours but now I am curious. 🙂
It’s always good for a giggle. 🙂